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Dear friend.
I don't know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter in your apartment and I saw you pull the clothes off your 'My little pony' collection. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that there is no solution for you being a dumbkid. I'm returning our matching Snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep your collections of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I have a passionate interests for mice.
Go drown yourself.
( Funny meme )
I don't know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter in your apartment and I saw you pull the clothes off your 'My little pony' collection. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that there is no solution for you being a dumbkid. I'm returning our matching Snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep your collections of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I have a passionate interests for mice.
Go drown yourself.
( Funny meme )